Foxes mate for life because they love eachother.

Somehow I ended up at JD's to tonight. After seeing the parodies of worldwide cultures and making jokes I was ready for bed around 11. Well, by bed I mean I'd watch my last two BSG episodes and go to bed. These plans were interrupted when I sent a text message to Cecilia saying have a good night, I'd come out if I literally had more than a loonie to my name. However, she said she's pay and I wanted to say goodbye to Selene so I went! And it was exactly what I thought it would be. To give you an example, four random guys and girls were chosen from the crowd. The guys were told to sit in a chair, spread eagle while the girls using only their knees tried to give them "visible wood". I cried on the inside a little bit. The night proceeded in a predictable fashion and I drove people home and all is well and good. A funny thing happened before everything else. I sent a text message to what I thought was Cecilia's number but turned out to be someone completely different and random, but we had a nice little text conversation. It was kind of delightful. Not as delightful and tiny dancing Ukrainian girls though.